Why Do They Need Gin?

Comment by Tim (Guest)

Tim (Guest) — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 16:08:28 +0000

Some more:

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry

"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson

Comment by MonoCerdo (Guest)

MonoCerdo (Guest) — Fri, 04 Mar 2005 13:38:11 +0000

Ha! Two of my other favorite beer quotes:

"Beer...Now there's a temporary solution."
-Homer J.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin

Why Do They Need Gin?

Ken — Fri, 04 Mar 2005 00:33:13 +0000

Teaching the youth of America how to drink.