Are You Weird Like Me?

Comment by olafandyjon (Guest)

olafandyjon (Guest) — Fri, 20 May 2005 09:51:10 +0000

That's just crazy.

:)

Comment by jen (Guest)

jen (Guest) — Wed, 18 May 2005 07:31:21 +0000

javi, it makes me wonder what kind of life you lead that you instantly jump to the conclusion that your wife HAS BEEN KILLED. i mean, i do nearly the same thing, but i'm always convinced that my husband has been killed in a car accident, or had a random heart attack, or something common and possible like that.

who have you pissed off that you're convinced that they're out to get her?

Comment by Speaker (Guest)

Speaker (Guest) — Tue, 17 May 2005 22:52:57 +0000

whenever i call my wife and don't hear back from her immediately two things happen, one, i call her compulsively, trying both her home and cell phone until i get and answer and two, i assume she has been killed. one time i composed her eulogy while i spent two hours calling her and leaving messages. she finally called me back, very annoyed and informed me that she had been at a movie.

you too!? i am not alone! (only instead of movie, insert "bathroom" or "shower")

oh, i missed the part where you wanted OTHER things we do...well, i don't eat fruits or vegetables...haven't since i was young, it's mental...i almost vomit just thinking about eating them. Sometimes when i'm lying down on my side, what ever arm is exposed to the air, i stretch straight up and lock it in place, it's odly comfortable, but my wife thinks it looks weird. i twitch with the best of them........um what else....

does picking your nose in the car, convinced no one can see you even though your windows are glass, count?

Comment by Javi (Guest)

Javi (Guest) — Tue, 17 May 2005 22:26:02 +0000

i have to have all my bills facing the same way, arranged by denomination and within the denomination by the design (new twenties always go behind old ones). i am out of my trifold phase.

whenever i consider any two choices for any situation, the third one of "you could always just kill yourself right now and end it all" pops up without fail.

anytime i run across a three syllable word i immediately sing it to the tune of "volare."

for a period of seven days i left the keys to my car at the office every single day and had to walk back from the parking structure to get them.

five out of every seven days, i have to go back and check to make sure i locked the front door of my house.

whenever i call my wife and don't hear back from her immediately two things happen, one, i call her compulsively, trying both her home and cell phone until i get and answer and two, i assume she has been killed. one time i composed her eulogy while i spent two hours calling her and leaving messages. she finally called me back, very annoyed and informed me that she had been at a movie.

to this day i am incapable of counting or performing basic arithmetic in english - i always have to switch back to my native spanish and do it out loud.

Comment by Cori (Guest)

Cori (Guest) — Tue, 17 May 2005 12:08:53 +0000

My father hums two lines of 'Have yourself a merry little Christmas' over and over. Me, I get different songs stuck in my head all the time (ear worms). Today it's a Joydrop song whose name I don't know.

I also forget if I've shampooed sometimes, and do it twice; I also occasionally forget if I've conditioned and use my soap as conditioner by accident.

I will also spin around sometimes because I'm caught between two tasks.

I'm with Jenn; it drives me nuts when people waste water. Or throw out perfectly good recyclables.

Comment by Melinda (Guest)

Melinda (Guest) — Tue, 17 May 2005 09:34:20 +0000

I talk to myself alot in French Sometimes I slip and do this around people. It really freaks them out. And sometimes I get on a kick of singing the Gumby theme song in French Have no idea where this comes from. Maybe my high school French teacher warped me :)

Comment by Crouching Hamster (Guest)

Crouching Hamster (Guest) — Tue, 17 May 2005 03:38:59 +0000

Who knew OCD was that prevalent?

Comment by Jenn (Guest)

Jenn (Guest) — Tue, 17 May 2005 01:01:54 +0000

Heh, a guy near my parents has a veritable junkyard in front of his house, and when I drive by it, I get the song from Sanford & Son in my head.

I have forgetfulness in the shower, except instead of not remembering if I shampooed or not, I sometimes forget to rinse out the conditioner. I will think later on, "wow, my hair looks like ass today" and then remember I forgot to rinse. Of course, I always have this revelation in the middle of the mall or something.

I tend to be obsessive (this goes back to feeling guilty about wasting shampoo) about everything, but especially the utilities, mostly water. When I hear my husband running the water while he shaves, it takes everything in me not to barge into the bathroom and shut off the damn water, already.

Comment by Scott H (Guest)

Scott H (Guest) — Tue, 17 May 2005 00:18:40 +0000

I am afflicted by the forgetfulness in the shower as well. At least, I think I am.

Comment by Speaker (Guest)

Speaker (Guest) — Tue, 17 May 2005 00:11:41 +0000

sadly, i do all of those things except the eating in front of the refrigerator, that one my dad does...

Comment by Travis Tidmore (Guest)

Travis Tidmore (Guest) — Mon, 16 May 2005 23:30:52 +0000

That should be Sanford & Son both times, apparently I can't tell the difference between a money symbol and an anpersan (Also I don't think I can spell anpersan)

Comment by Travis Tidmore (Guest)

Travis Tidmore (Guest) — Mon, 16 May 2005 23:29:54 +0000

I actually tend to hum the theme to Sanford $ son quite often, whether in public or private. The strangest part is I've Never Seen Sanford $ Son!!!

Do Do doDo Do Do Dodo Dodo Do!

Are You Weird Like Me?

Ken — Mon, 16 May 2005 22:42:36 +0000

Does anyone else do these things?