Internet Date #00002

Comment by Ken

Ken — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 19:10:04 +0000

See? This is why I hate myself.

Comment by Meghan (Guest)

Meghan (Guest) — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 16:21:18 +0000

Ken. Ken Ken Ken. I hope she doesn't read your blog. If she does she will most likely require lots and lots of therapy. A tad harsh. Honest, yes, but harsh. This is why people USE the words like "chemistry" and "butterflies". You kind of reduced her to a caricature. Although unattractive in your eyes, she is human. I think you could have written that in a way that got your point across and was funny, but was less maybe....demeaning. Now off to sensitivity camp!

Comment by Ken

Ken — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 01:17:23 +0000

My followup is here.

Tell me more about the Rules of Breasts... I don't think I have those down yet.

Comment by Crouching Hamster (Guest)

Crouching Hamster (Guest) — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 17:38:47 +0000

Oooo. I actually did an image search (never having heard of her, only Llama) and saw quite a bit.
But, if you don't have the fatty tissue (which is all it really is) to create that oh so coveted man attracting cleavage, you're allowed to do the nipple flaunt. It's in The Rules of Breasts.

Comment by pinky (Guest)

pinky (Guest) — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 11:19:33 +0000

I beg to differ on Patsy Kensit. She has a distinct lack of ANY boobs. And she seems quite willing to display what she doesn't have.

Comment by Phil (Guest)

Phil (Guest) — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 01:25:18 +0000

Dude, that's harsh!

Internet Date #00002

Ken — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 23:44:55 +0000

More long-lost true stories of my Internet dating experiences.