Comment by Crouching Hamster (Guest)

Crouching Hamster (Guest) — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 15:18:05 +0000

I've co-opted this one from our friend, Anna:

"I was so angry I could have LITERALLY torn him a new asshole."

Comment by Nicholas (Guest)

Nicholas (Guest) — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 11:27:10 +0000

Sorry, I am neither witty nor deep.

Here are some I like. "If I couldn't laugh, I'd cry". Typically used when things are going all wrong but I can laugh about it.

"Stuff Happens". Clean version of shit happens.

"That is why God gave us............". Orginally I would say Insurance at the end. If I was doing something risky I would say that. Meaning a problem could arise, but what ever God gave us would fix it or mitigate its effects. The funny part is that I am a devote athiest. So I mean more "that is why we invented.........". But it sounds better to use God. Not meaning to be sacrilegious.

Potent Quotables

Ken — Tue, 15 Mar 2005 23:01:47 +0000

I've come up with a phrase that captures one of my philosophies.