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Weekend Update... from a week ago
Tuesday, 2007 April 3 - 9:35 am
Good times... good times.

The weekend before last, we met Brett for dinner at Five Star, and he was his usual entertaining self. I'm sure everyone knows the Interrupting Cow joke, one of my favorites of all time. Brett introduced us to the Interrupting Anus, and... well, let's put it this way: now, if you ever hear one of us say "knock knock" to you, RUN.



After Five Star, we went to Mosaic for a while, where we met up with Kristen, a friend of ours who's on the Carolina Hurricanes Storm Squad. She told us how to make horse noises with a wild display of chest thumping and neighing. (Imagine a pretty girl sitting in a bar, going "clap-thump-thump clap-thump-thump NYEEEE-HEEE-HEE clap-thump-thump..." Truly a sight to behold.) She also showed us how to make fart noises by blowing through a straw into our armpits. I think Brett and Kristen were made for each other.

Leaving Mosaic, the four of us (me, Amy, Brett, and Kristen) got into the car to leave. Near the car, we saw a very drunk girl sitting on a wall next to a parking lot. She walked around a little bit, in a little circle, like she had mad cow disease or something. We asked if she needed a ride home, and she said "Noosh, a thfriend ish shupposed to get mhee..." But we persisted, and eventually she piled in the car with us. She said "You guysh are shooo nice", to which Brett replied, "I don't even know these guys... they picked us up, too. They're just doing the Lord's work." That last statement was even funnier in the face of a later remark from Brett: "So, what do you think about a fivesome?"

We got Mad Cow girl home, and I got out to help her out of the car. She was all huggy and kissy in her gratitude, which was exceedingly uncomfortable. Amy just laughed as she watched me squirm to get away.

So our newest catch phrase is, "We're just doing the Lord's work". Nothing like a little blasphemy to make for an entertaining weekend.

Coming soon: the story of last Friday's outing... well, just the parts that aren't too scandalous to make public.
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Comment #1 from DonnaF (Guest)
2007 Apr 4 - 1:20 am : #
I will look forward to a demonstration of the fart noises using a straw and ones armpit. Are you and Amy going to our 20th reunion this summer?

Very cool of you guys to help mad cow girl. I've been her before though it was a long time ago.

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