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| On College Football 2022: Week 6 Recap and Week 7 Pre... Ken said: |
| Yeah, we've both had our share of hope and disappointment in this game. Let's just hope for a good b... |
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| I'm not sure how I feel about this game. On one hand, I feel pretty optimistic that we have the tale... |
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| Glad to see you'll be back writing football again, Ken! Congrats on the easy win today. You didn't ... |
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| Yeah, sorry one of our teams had to lose. I've come to appreciate Penn State as a classy and sympath... |
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| Hey Ken, congratulations on the win yesterday! Some really odd choices by our coaching staff in that... |
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| Society: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Split | Sunday, 2005 January 9 - 11:47 am |
| That's right, single folks, there's hope for us again. Yeah. What is it about superstar celebrity couples that seems to make it impossible for them to stay married? We never hear stories about someone like, say, Harrison Ford (twice divorced) celebrating his twenty-fifth wedding anniversary with someone like Diane Keaton (never married). Perhaps it's a clash of egos. When two people are both that successful, there has to be some measure of Type-A arrogance in both of their personalities, and maybe they just can't deal with the competition. Or perhaps it's the fact that celebrity romances like this are always in the spotlight. (Damn paparazzi.) Or maybe there's just a karmic force that requires some measure of separation between people of similar fame and attractiveness, like the south poles of two magnets. Maybe celebrities only stay married for any length of time when they don't marry other celebrities. So Ms. Aniston: if you want a lasting relationship, get out of Hollywood, and, um, maybe come on down to North Carolina and give me a ring. I could be your "north pole". (Ahem.) |
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| Comment #1 from Crouching Hamster (Guest) 2005 Jan 9 - 1:21 pm : # |
| I am ... so ... distraught. |
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