Real Kato Blog: Curse My Blessed Life

My life is all at once FAB-U-LOUS and frustrating.

Tonight I was out with two of my best friends... who also happen to be two of my best-looking friends. Anna and Jessica, you ladies are HOT HOT HOT. But you're both married. Or almost so. Oh, and don't think I didn't notice you, Eileen. Rwowr. But your boyfriend looks like Ralph Fiennes and I just can't compete.

You know, one thing I vaguely remember from when I had a girlfriend... I didn't get to hang out with hot hot hot women so much. Past girlfriends tended to get a wee bit jealous of the Harem of Beautiful Unavailable Women Who Nonetheless Adore Me. Back when I was in college, my friend Mark observed that I seemed to be more interested in having a bevy of women following me, rather than having a steady girlfriend. I wonder if he was right.

Here's the thing: I'm good to my girls. I treat them well. Anyone who brings that much beauty and positive energy into my world, deserves a little reward.

Most of my best friends are women. I don't get along with a lot of guys, and that's usually because guys always seem to be trying to compete with me. I hate that. Women just want to be liked, and I'm all about the liking. I almost typed "licking" there. Oops.

If the guys I knew could be happy and pretty and funny like the women I know, I'm sure I'd like them a lot more. But there would be NO LICKING. I gotta draw the line somewhere.

What the hell am I talking about? I must be drunk.

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Posted by Ken in: life

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Comment #1 from MonoCerdo (Guest)
2005 Apr 6 - 1:49 am : #

Hey, I'm drunk too! For the second weeknight in a row! And it's Tuesday! HA HA HA!!! Life is great! So are exclamation points! Time for another gin & tonic! Call me! Exclamation!

Comment #2 from Ken (realkato)
2005 Apr 6 - 10:08 am : #

Bonita MonoCerdo, I have never been more in love with you than right now.

You'd fit right in with my crowd.

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