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Why Do They Need Gin? | Friday, 2005 March 4 - 12:33 am |
Teaching the youth of America how to drink. Las Vegas mayor Oscar Goodman told a group of fourth-graders Thursday that if he were stranded on a deserted island, he would want a bottle of gin. I love it. Later, asked by reporters if he had a drinking problem, he replied, "Oh, absolutely not. I love to drink." Hee hee! But if I were scripting it, I might have expanded his line to: "Drinking problem? No, I have no problem drinking; I'm actually very good at it." Here are more quotes for the classroom wall: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day." -- Dean Martin; also attributed to Frank Sinatra "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings." -- Origin unknown Tully: "Why don't you stop drinking? Anybody can be a drunk." Henry: "Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth." -- "Barfly", 1987, with Mickey Rourke as Henry and Alice Krige as Tully "Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill "The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk, they are sober." -- W.B. Yeats "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." -- Henny Youngman "To alcohol: the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems." -- Homer Simpson |
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Comment #1 from MonoCerdo (Guest) 2005 Mar 4 - 1:38 pm : # |
Ha! Two of my other favorite beer quotes: "Beer...Now there's a temporary solution." -Homer J. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin |
Comment #2 from Tim (Guest) 2005 Mar 5 - 4:08 pm : # |
Some more: "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs." -David Daye "All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." -Homer Simpson |