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Googling
Saturday, 2005 February 19 - 10:45 am
One feature of StatCounter is that it lets me see what search terms people have used when visiting my site. The results are interesting.

I'm not sure what this says about my site, but these are some of the Google search terms that have led people here:

"raleigh strip joints"
"pee against urinal"
"war against terror"
"bad relationships"

Is that the summation of my life? I was in a bad relationship so I went to a Raleigh strip joint. While I was there I peed against the urinal and thought, "Strippers are our front line in the war on terror. If we let them keep their clothes on, the terrorists win."

Um, no. That is not me. Maybe I need to start writing more about Umberto Eco or quantum physics to attract some more highbrow Googlers. (I was actually really into quantum physics back in high school, more than any NORMAL person should have been. But I didn't want to be a physicist; that seemed too nerdy even for me.)
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Comment #1 from Ken (realkato)
2005 Feb 20 - 12:48 am : #
I got a new one: "real ass stretching".

Ow.

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