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Coincidence | Wednesday, 2005 April 13 - 12:30 am |
This can't be random. So in the 24 hours after I mention "breast implants" on my web site, Miss North Carolina wins the Miss USA pageant... ... and, Britney Spears announces that she's pregnant. Some people would say all this was ironic, BUT THEY WOULD BE WRONG (people don't understand what "irony" is). I'm not trying to imply anything about Chelsea or Britney. I'm just pointing out that the last couple days have been particularly boobie-suggestive. Next thing you know, Tara Reid and Janet Jackson will show up at my doorstep, wanting to go out and party. |
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Comment #1 from Jenn (Guest) 2005 Apr 13 - 1:07 am : # |
You know, I just saw a picture of Britney this morning and I thought "Damn, either she's pregnant or she's got to slow the hell down on the Cheetos." And I'll be puttering around on the internet and see something about Kevin Federline, and think to myself, what is she doing with a guy who wears hats that say "Rock Out With Your Cock Out"? |
Comment #2 from Steve (Guest) 2005 Apr 13 - 10:16 am : # |
Now, I'm a nice guy, and I don't tend to cast aspersions, and please don't judge me harshly for this, I don't really have anything against Britney, I even have one of her albums and a few songs on my iPod, heck, I own the Spice Girls too, that kind of music can be fun some times, but is there anyone who epitomizes the statement "you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl" more than Britney, and isn't this a long sentence? |
Comment #3 from MonoCerdo (Guest) 2005 Apr 13 - 12:21 pm : # |
Boobfest aside, I am most struck by the "people don't understand what 'irony' is" part of this post because AMEN, MY FRIEND. Just the other day, this guy told me, "Ironically, I was talking about margaritas just as I walked by the Mexican restaurant." What is unexpected or ironic about that? NOTHING. It's coincidental! And furthermore, this conversation is boring! Stop talking! |
Comment #4 from SAJ (Guest) 2005 Apr 16 - 11:55 am : # |
groan! I always use the word ironic in the wrong way! So it would be totally ironic if I commented about how stupid that is right? Ha! Ha! Just kidding. |