Real Kato Blog: Oh To Be a Carolina Cheerleader

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Well, by now, surely everyone has heard about the incident with the Carolina Panthers cheerleaders. It was even the topic of Letterman's Top Ten list last night.

They were allegedly having sex together in a bathroom stall in a nightclub in Tampa, Florida. When other patrons got angry that they were tying up the stall, there was a scuffle, and both were arrested. Since then, the cheerleaders have been kicked off the squad... and now they've been offered the chance to pose in Penthouse.

I think Penthouse sees the opportunity that the Carolina Panthers are missing. This could turn into a very lucrative thing. Imagine a halftime show featuring these girls and a row of bathroom stalls. People would pay just to watch that.

Here's Amy's take on a typical evening with the Panthers cheerleading squad:

Oh, you know how we girls get: a little bit of booze and we just go crazy. We put on our little teddys, with pink and purple fur around the neck, and the hem that doesn't quite go down to our tight hot asses... no bras... and then, the pillow fights begin. Before you know it, we get a little too rowdy, someone gets hurt, and a boo-boo needs kissing. Next thing you know, sheer pink and purple fuzzy teddys are flying off our taut tan bodies, our nipples are squished up against one another, and you know... the usual stuff.

Just right for Penthouse, I think.

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Comment #1 from John C (Guest)
2005 Nov 10 - 10:20 pm : #

There was a movie called the Replacements. In it the regular pro football players go on strike and Keanu has to try and not throw like a girl. Anyway, one of the "jokes" in the movie is that they have to go to the local strip clubn to recruit the cheerleaders. How is that different from reality? Where is the humor there?

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