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Articles: 2005 May

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Three Things
Tuesday, 2005 May 31 - 11:59 pm
... all of them somehow related to porn.

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The Secret World of Og, Part II
Tuesday, 2005 May 31 - 11:32 pm
I've finished my book restoration.

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Today's Dogginess
Monday, 2005 May 30 - 11:20 pm
If Paris isn't the most self-obsessed person EVER, I'll eat my hat.

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Miss Anorexia 2005
Monday, 2005 May 30 - 10:58 pm
Wow, they still broadcast the Miss Universe Pageant? and the Rigellians haven't complained about a fix?

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I Coulda Been a Contender
Sunday, 2005 May 29 - 11:51 pm
Man, the things I would do if I only had the time.

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Today's Creepy Crawlies
Sunday, 2005 May 29 - 11:45 pm
Yard work; French lessons; eBay. That's the extent of today's news.

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The Tower of Babel
Saturday, 2005 May 28 - 11:52 pm
It's a holiday weekend, and what did I do? I studied French.

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Don't Do That, You'll Go Blind
Friday, 2005 May 27 - 11:59 pm
Is it worth it?

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Posted by Ken in: commentaryfunnyhaha

The Sordid Affair
Friday, 2005 May 27 - 11:51 pm
The Michael Jackson trial may be wrapping up soon.

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The Secret World of Og
Friday, 2005 May 27 - 11:26 pm
The Adventure Begins.

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Posted by Ken in: bookslife

Today's Babbling
Thursday, 2005 May 26 - 11:59 pm
I have some babbling. But Jenn has more.

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Brick
Thursday, 2005 May 26 - 11:47 pm
Brick.

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Internet Date #00001
Thursday, 2005 May 26 - 1:08 am
From the historical archives, long-lost true stories of my Internet dating experiences.

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The Beernefactor
Wednesday, 2005 May 25 - 11:59 pm
Someone gave me beer today! Hooray!

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This Is Your Brain On Nutrasweet
Wednesday, 2005 May 25 - 11:12 pm
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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Television: American Idol Update
Tuesday, 2005 May 24 - 11:58 pm
It's down to the two finalists, Carrie Underwood and Bo Bice.

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Secrets Are Secret for a Reason
Tuesday, 2005 May 24 - 11:35 pm
Some things are out of bounds, even for THIS blog.

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Apple Watch: Intel Rumor (Again), Software Update, Mouse
Monday, 2005 May 23 - 11:59 pm
The Wall Street Journal has the Mac world in a tizzy.

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Today's Condiments
Monday, 2005 May 23 - 11:37 pm
... and, a dating update.

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Today's News
Monday, 2005 May 23 - 11:14 pm
Bringing you the news, so you don't have to go to all the trouble of turning on your television set.

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Posted by Ken in: commentarypoliticssports

Blog Notes: Site Updates
Monday, 2005 May 23 - 12:24 am
A few notes about this site.

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Posted by Ken in: site-business

Sunday Randomness
Sunday, 2005 May 22 - 11:57 pm


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Finding My Own Hall of Fame
Sunday, 2005 May 22 - 11:39 pm
How will people remember me?

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The Way of Kato
Saturday, 2005 May 21 - 11:09 pm
Having talked at length about what I don't believe, here is the treatise on what I do believe.

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Posted by Ken in: commentaryinteresting

Today's Cheese
Saturday, 2005 May 21 - 10:43 pm
More mind-numbing minutiae.

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Posted by Ken in: bloggersfoodlife

Bush... and Pie
Saturday, 2005 May 21 - 10:05 pm
Some news about our "cute" President.

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Friday Night Blight
Friday, 2005 May 20 - 8:09 pm
The day's events culminate in a big pile of nothing.

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Dating Update
Thursday, 2005 May 19 - 11:53 pm
The possibilities are endless... and by "endless", I mean "two".

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Laziness
Thursday, 2005 May 19 - 11:38 pm
... and yet another obligatory poop reference.

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Movies: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Thursday, 2005 May 19 - 4:05 am
Yeah, I saw it. You probably should see it too.

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Pretty Sneaky, Sis
Wednesday, 2005 May 18 - 7:58 pm
The more I learn about what the Senate Republicans are trying to do, the angrier I get about it.

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Must... Blog...
Wednesday, 2005 May 18 - 2:31 am
I'm soooo tired. But I can't let an evening go by without writing something.

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Posted by Ken in: commentarytechwatchtelevision

Are You Weird Like Me?
Monday, 2005 May 16 - 10:42 pm
Does anyone else do these things?

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Stuff That Happened
Monday, 2005 May 16 - 10:07 pm
I never know what to title these posts that just contain my random daily observations.

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Cleaning Out the Closet
Monday, 2005 May 16 - 9:54 pm
I have a bunch of mini-topics to cover today.

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Posted by Ken in: commentary

So Where Are the Flying Cars?
Sunday, 2005 May 15 - 11:45 pm
It's 2005. Aren't we living in The Future by now?

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Posted by Ken in: interestingscience

The Phase
Sunday, 2005 May 15 - 3:22 pm
Believe it or not, there was a time in my life when I considered myself to be a born-again evangelical Christian.

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Posted by Ken in: interestinglife

Nothin' Doin'
Sunday, 2005 May 15 - 1:45 pm
Well, I had a lot planned for today, but I may end up just sitting around.

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In Memoriam
Saturday, 2005 May 14 - 2:15 am
For Christopher Plummer.

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Blog Note: Site Updates... and Recap
Friday, 2005 May 13 - 11:49 pm
Looking back on twenty months of blogging.

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Posted by Ken in: interestingsite-business

Shining, Gleaming, Streaming, Flaxen Waxen...
Thursday, 2005 May 12 - 9:47 pm
This article talks about the hair through which we DON'T want to run our fingers. Usually.

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Dating Update
Thursday, 2005 May 12 - 9:15 pm
This week has been a bust. But I'm STILL OPTIMISTIC, damn it.

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Posted by Ken in: datinglife

Blogging: Past, Present, and Future
Wednesday, 2005 May 11 - 11:44 pm
We've come a long way. BABY.

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Full Of, Um, Words
Wednesday, 2005 May 11 - 7:56 pm
After yesterday's blogorrhea, I wondered if I was going to have anything to write about today. Not to worry.

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Posted by Ken in: funnyhahalife

The Michigan Weekend: Part 7 (Conclusion)
Tuesday, 2005 May 10 - 3:09 pm
... in which I talk about the surprises waiting for me at home.

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The Michigan Weekend: Part 6
Tuesday, 2005 May 10 - 2:29 pm
... in which I describe the journey back to North Carolina.

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Posted by Ken in: lifetravel

The Michigan Weekend: Part 5
Tuesday, 2005 May 10 - 12:52 pm
... in which I describe my nostalgia-tripping Monday morning.

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Posted by Ken in: lifetravel

The Michigan Weekend: Part 4
Tuesday, 2005 May 10 - 12:15 pm
... in which I talk about a relaxing analog Sunday.

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The Michigan Weekend: Part 3
Tuesday, 2005 May 10 - 1:10 am
... in which I talk about Javi's induction into our High School Hall of Fame. Finally.

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The Michigan Weekend: Part 2
Monday, 2005 May 9 - 11:59 pm
... in which I talk about what I did Saturday during the daytime.

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Posted by Ken in: lifetravel

The Michigan Weekend: Part 1
Monday, 2005 May 9 - 9:08 pm
... in which I document the exciting journey to Michigan.

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Time to Bore You With Wonderful Things
Monday, 2005 May 9 - 7:54 pm
This weekend was fabulous, and I will be spending the next six or seven hours writing about it.

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A Little Break
Friday, 2005 May 6 - 11:13 pm
I probably won't be able to post any articles this weekend.

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Labour Party Wins
Friday, 2005 May 6 - 12:57 am
Tony Blair's Labour Party won the election in Great Britain today. Does America even know, or care?

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Posted by Ken in: politics

Happy Birthday, Amy and Betsy
Thursday, 2005 May 5 - 12:55 pm
To my favorite twins of all time.

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Posted by Ken in: life

Cheese Sandwich
Thursday, 2005 May 5 - 12:49 pm
Hopefully this entry won't be too insipid.

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Posted by Ken in: bloggersfoodlife

Unexplained Feelings
Wednesday, 2005 May 4 - 11:59 pm
I've been feeling weird lately; I don't know really what's going on in my head, and I HATE that.

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Posted by Ken in: life

Why I Exist
Wednesday, 2005 May 4 - 11:26 pm
I've come to a couple of realizations tonight.

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On Race and Dating
Wednesday, 2005 May 4 - 2:04 am
By this point, it shouldn't upset me when some girl indicates that she doesn't want to date an Asian man. But, it does.

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Posted by Ken in: commentarydating

Apple Watch: New iMacs Released
Wednesday, 2005 May 4 - 1:00 am
Apple updated its flat-panel iMac desktop line with faster processors, more memory, and improved graphics.

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Posted by Ken in: techwatch

It's the Man Show
Tuesday, 2005 May 3 - 11:36 pm
Wait, let me check... yep, everything's still working properly.

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Posted by Ken in: life

Nortel Layoff Rumors Update
Monday, 2005 May 2 - 10:12 pm
I've heard a little bit more news.

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Linking
Monday, 2005 May 2 - 10:08 pm
Just a random collection of fun links for you all.

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Yeah, I got nothin' this evening.
Monday, 2005 May 2 - 9:52 pm
A long and meandering tale just so I can talk about sporks.

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Posted by Ken in: foodlife

Dating Update
Monday, 2005 May 2 - 12:25 am
Even though nothing actually happens, I get the feeling that my "dating update" articles are among my most popular.

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Posted by Ken in: datinglife

The Sound of Guilt
Sunday, 2005 May 1 - 9:56 pm
... or, the purpose of Sundays. I actually did some yard work today, and because of that, I have show tunes in my head. There's a vague and tenuous connection between those things, but you'll have to read on to find it.

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Grrr
Sunday, 2005 May 1 - 1:08 am
A question for you all.

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