Real Kato Blog: Naked News

This week's naked news!

Britney Spears got nekkid for the August issue of Harper's Bazaar. Mostly. The pictorial featured her nude pregnant body with the naughty bits carefully concealed. I thought I felt the world collectively shudder recently. What's the deal, exactly, with the obsession with Britney's pregnant body?

Erin McNaught, the Australian Miss Universe contestant, has (according to MSN) "urged pageant officials to take a closer look at topless photographs before ruling her out of the beauty contest". This has led thousands of men to ask, "How do I become a Miss Universe pageant official?" This reportedly also led Britney Spears to ask, "Was she pregnant?"

Sex workers in India are getting smart cards that will give them discounts from shops and hotels. The catch is that they have to get a check-up at a clinic once every three months. Who is funding these smart cards? Why, it's the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation. That's right: Bill Gates has become the ultimate pimp daddy. In India.

A recent resurgence in the professional wet-nurse industry has raised controversy in China. I just don't know what to say about that, but it's boob-related news, so I figured I'd mention it.

In more boob-related news, city officials in Los Angeles criticized a campaign to encourage spaying pets... a campaign hosted by the Hooters restaurant chain called "Hooters for Neuters". They didn't think it was appropriate to use a bikini-clad woman on a flyer promoting the campaign. The flyer was later changed to that of a dog wearing a t-shirt. The rumored dog-wearing-a-t-shirt restaurant chain idea, "Woofers", has apparently been scrapped.

From the I-hope-I-never-see-him-naked department, Rush Limbaugh was detained by customs officials for bringing Viagra into the country without a valid prescription. The prescription was in his doctor's name, supposedly to protect Limbaugh's privacy. Could Limbaugh get any more ridiculous? I can't believe anyone still has any respect for him.

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