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| Glass? | Tuesday, 2005 August 9 - 10:53 pm |
| Who gives a shit about glass? Exactly what does one do with twenty pounds of broken glass?  It makes a tasty dip for your salty snacks, maybe. (Tá mé in ann gloine a ithe; Ní chuireann sé isteach nó amach orm.)  But better make sure it's all clean before eating it. It's kind of a bear to clean all those little pieces.  And speaking of bears... maybe my friend Curly could pretend to be a fakir:  I guess I could have a kickboxing tournament, and have the contestants coat their fists in resin and broken glass for the final battle. (Thanks to Jean-Claude for that idea.) Or maybe I could spread the glass all over my kitchen floor so the pieces become embedded in my bare feet whenever I walk around. Oh wait, I've already done that one. |
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| Comment #1 from Nicholas (Guest) 2005 Aug 10 - 12:59 pm : # |
| Stick a couple beer in that cooler full of ice. |
| Comment #2 from Ohbejuan (Guest) 2005 Aug 10 - 3:19 pm : # |
| I would like to say for the record that i get the "Glass" reference. And that you are both sick and funny |
| Comment #3 from Ken (realkato) 2005 Aug 10 - 5:36 pm : # |
| John, there are a certain set of people whom I expected to get the "glass" reference, and you were one of them. Next time I'll try to work in a quote from "Patton". |
| Comment #4 from Crouching Hamster (Guest) 2005 Aug 10 - 7:05 pm : # |
| I would glue little pieces down on a multicolored surface (or photograph of something) and make a mosaic. |
| Comment #5 from Steve (Guest) 2005 Aug 10 - 11:40 pm : # |
| Military Intelligence in Burma will sometimes torture political dissidents by making them crawl through broken glass. Just FYI. |
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