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| Poo Stories | Friday, 2006 April 7 - 8:53 am |
| Two things about poo today. Yesterday at work I had a "sharting" incident. That is, I was standing at the urinal to pee, and I thought I'd let a fart go, but then I detected the presence of something that was distinctly non-gaseous. So I had to stop midstream, flush the urinal, and dash over to the stall. Good thing no one else was in the bathroom at the time, or I might have been compelled to explain my odd behavior. "Oops, I forgot that you can't poo in a urinal! What was I thinking?! I'm gonna go over there now. Sorry about not zipping up along the way; I'm kinda in a hurry." Today is trash day. The kitchen trash can hasn't been emptied all week... which means it still had poo in it from my step-kitty Foster from last week. Today I opened the can to remove the bag and WOW did it reek. I mean, DANG. Cat poo is stinky enough when it's fresh. When it has a week to ferment, it turns into the most noxious substance known to man or kitty. I think this might even qualify as a weapon of mass destruction. Hard to believe this little kitty could be a terrorist.  |
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