Real Kato Blog: Not Naked News

News involving things other than nudity... mostly.

It's been discovered that an ingredient in beer may help prevent prostate cancer. The compound xanthohumol, found in hops, inhibits a protein found on the surface of the prostate gland that can enable a variety of cancers.

The article says, "The trouble is you'd theoretically have to drink about 17 beers a day for any potential benefit." To which most of my friends immediately replied: "AND?"

George Carlin and Ann Coulter are going to be on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Together. George Carlin is the famous actor and comedian who was the inspiration for a whole generation of comedians who followed him. Ann Coulter is the one who thinks we should poison a Supreme Court justice, and who thinks widows of 9/11 victims are reveling in their celebrity status. Guess which one is the Republican?

Carlin has become something of an outspoken liberal. There's gonna be some fireworks on that show.

The Carolina Hurricanes are on the verge of winning the Stanley Cup, after a win on Monday that put them up 3-1 in the series against Edmonton. Wow. Just wow.

School officials in New Jersey had to rip a page out of hundreds of yearbooks because it showed a female student in a skirt sitting on a desk, exposing a bit of her underwear.

I believe the lesson here is, you shouldn't wear underwear. Remember that one, kids.

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Comment #1 from olafandy (Guest)
2006 Jun 15 - 12:59 pm : #

Technically, the New Jersey story could have gone under Naked News (seeing as the soccer "streaker" was also not totally nude).

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