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Chemical Warfare | Tuesday, 2006 June 13 - 9:33 pm |
The ongoing struggle. I have stinky burps. There, I said it. I've known this since the early 90s. My friend Samantha used to complain about it, especially after I'd been eating Chili Cheese Frito's and drinking Beck's beer. It's a deadly combination. Also found to be deadly: beef curry + Diet Coke, dried squid + vodka tonic. Amy has come to accept my stinky burps, as long as I try to burp away from her, and if I fan away the emanations as quickly as possible. My burps, however, have nothing on Amy's gas. Particularly during a certain time of the month. We now even have a theme song for this particular phenomenon: Oh I, I just died in your poot tonight It must have been something you ate I just died in your poot tonight Oh I, I just died in your poot tonight It must have been some kind of beans I should have walked away I should have walked away Obviously, this is sung to that Cutting Crew song from the early 90s. |
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Comment #1 from Artemis (Guest) 2006 Jun 13 - 10:05 pm : # |
*PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFT* |
Comment #2 from olafandy (Guest) 2006 Jun 15 - 12:58 pm : # |
Ken, do the letters TMI mean anything to you? :D |