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A New Low | Wednesday, 2005 August 24 - 11:58 pm |
Coming to a Fox TV channel near you? A new reality show from Amsterdam will feature a woman searching for a sperm donor to conceive a child. The show will be called "I Want Your Child... And Nothing Else!" Surprisingly, there has not yet been an announcement that Fox Television will produce a US version. Details of the show have not been released, but I have my own speculations about how it might go: EPISODE 1: A bunch of guys jerk off to porn. Jenna Jameson guest stars. EPISODE 2: The sperm are given an immunity challenge, racing to swim through a microscopic maze. EPISODE 3: A cross-promotional show with "Fear Factor"... you might need a strong stomach to watch this one. EPISODE 4: The woman shops for a turkey baster. EPISODE 5: A surprise twist: one of the sperm samples actually comes from Gary Coleman, but the woman doesn't get told which one. EPISODE 6: Simon Cowell guest stars to provide a critique of all the sperm. "That's the worst sperm I've ever seen", he says. EPISODE 7: The finale. For the winner, it's eighteen years of child support bills! Congratulations. |
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