On College Football 2022: Week 6 Recap and Week 7 Pre... Ken said: |
Yeah, we've both had our share of hope and disappointment in this game. Let's just hope for a good b... |
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I'm not sure how I feel about this game. On one hand, I feel pretty optimistic that we have the tale... |
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Glad to see you'll be back writing football again, Ken! Congrats on the easy win today. You didn't ... |
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Yeah, sorry one of our teams had to lose. I've come to appreciate Penn State as a classy and sympath... |
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Hey Ken, congratulations on the win yesterday! Some really odd choices by our coaching staff in that... |
Hell Yeah the Plane Takes Off | Thursday, 2008 January 31 - 9:10 am |
For fans of kottke.org and/or Mythbusters, I'm sure you were very interested in last night's Mythbusters episode, where they attempted to answer the old "plane on a conveyor belt" question. I've blogged about it before, but here's the problem again, in case you haven't seen it:A plane is standing on a runway that can move (some sort of band conveyer). The plane moves in one direction, while the conveyer moves in the opposite direction. This conveyer has a control system that tracks the plane speed and tunes the speed of the conveyer to be exactly the same (but in the opposite direction). Can the plane take off? The answer is, as Kottke put it, "HELL YEAH THE PLANE TAKES OFF". Mythbusters demonstrably proved it, not just with a model airplane on a miniature conveyor, but with a real airplane sitting on a giant sheet of tarp, being pulled by a truck in an opposite direction of the airplane. Read more... |
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Florida Primary Results | Wednesday, 2008 January 30 - 9:00 am |
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In Further News | Tuesday, 2008 January 29 - 8:26 am |
If you happened to be driving by our house last night (which you weren't, because we live in the section of town known as "the boonies"), you would have seen clouds of billowy white smoke pouring out of every orifice of the house, and a few orifices of me and Amy. We THOUGHT we had pressed the "Self Clean" button on the oven, but apparently, we pressed the "Generate Toxic Smoke" button. You know, oven manufacturers really ought to remove that button. This may have something to do with the layer of turkey grease that lines the bottom of the oven. Apparently, that is the fuel that enables the Generate Toxic Smoke button to work. Now, some ten hours later, the house still smells of smoke, and the cats are still angry at us. "Hey, providers-of-food-and-cleaners-of-litterboxes, what's up with the smoke, yo? Also, we need more dangly bits of string." |
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South Carolina Democratic Primary Results | Sunday, 2008 January 27 - 9:52 am |
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Oh No, It's American Idol Season | Wednesday, 2008 January 23 - 12:04 pm |
... and, as my several long-time readers will know, it will soon be time for the tediously detailed analyses of American Idol performances... which will compete for blog space with the tediously detailed analyses of Apple, Michigan football, and national politics. It occurs to me that perhaps I should split this one blog into several independent blogs... an Apple blog, a Michigan football blog, a political blog, and a personal blog. That would possibly let me expand my readership; an Apple blog might get linked from MacSurfer, a Michigan blog might get linked from MGoBlog, and a political blog might get linked from any number of political sites. But then again, that'd be four times as many blogs to let wither through neglect. I guess I'll only go down that path if I think I can make some money doing it. So anyway, American Idol... it's started, but it's only in the early rounds. Best moment from last night's show: 20-year-old Valerie Reyes fancies herself to be as good as Mariah Carey. She's watched all the previous seasons of American Idol, and has enjoyed laughing at all the losers who embarrass themselves in the early auditions. When she gets rejected by the judges, she comes to a horrifying realization: "OH MY GOD... now I'm going to be on the 'rejects'". Brilliant. |
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Big Mistake, Dr. Jones | Wednesday, 2008 January 23 - 11:48 am |
Oops. I accidentally taught Amy how to say "yellow man" in Japanese. This may not go over so well when we travel to Japan. |
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Apple Posts Record Profit, Stock Plunges | Wednesday, 2008 January 23 - 11:46 am |
Sometimes I think Wall Street investors are a bunch of idiots. Yesterday Apple announced its fiscal 2008 first quarter results: $9.61 billion in revenue, resulting in $1.58 billion profit ($1.76 per share). Compared to the same period a year ago, that represents a 54.4% increase in earnings and a 35.4% increase in revenue. Overnight, the stock lost about 13% of its value. Why? Because Apple's conservative second quarter forecast came in below expectations, and is seen as a further sign of a weakening economy. Read more... |
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Restaurants: London Fish and Chips | Sunday, 2008 January 20 - 1:23 pm |
There's a new fish-and-chips place open in Cary, London Fish & Chips. (British folks would call this place a "chippie", which is kind of funny to me, because here in the Colonies, a "chippie" is a prostitute.) Read more... |
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Nevada and South Carolina Results | Sunday, 2008 January 20 - 12:37 pm |
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Not As Advertised | Friday, 2008 January 18 - 12:42 pm |
This looked a lot more appetizing in the picture on the box.![]() |
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Choice | Friday, 2008 January 18 - 12:38 pm |
From our vet's office:![]() "Only one of us gets to eat this week, kitty, and it's not going to be you." |
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Michigan Primary Results | Wednesday, 2008 January 16 - 9:37 am |
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Apple Watch: Additional Macworld Thoughts | Tuesday, 2008 January 15 - 3:37 pm |
There are a few questions and observations that have popped into my head since Steve Jobs' announcements at the Macworld keynote. Read more... |
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Apple Watch: Macworld Keynote Live Blog | Tuesday, 2008 January 15 - 11:35 am |
Well, technically, this is a live blog of other blogs covering the keynote, since I'm not at the Macworld Expo, and there's no live video feed. Recycled news, that's what we do best here at the Real Kato Online. Read more... |
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Christmas in January! | Tuesday, 2008 January 15 - 8:37 am |
Well, not really. It's just that I'm finally getting around to blogging about some of the stuff I got for Christmas. Read more... |
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Apple Watch: Macworld Today! | Tuesday, 2008 January 15 - 8:02 am |
Well, the big Macworld Expo keynote is today, and Jobs is widely expected to announce the "MacBook Air", a subnotebook. Also expected is an iTunes movie rental agreement with several major studios. Here's how I think it will go: - News about Mac OS X Leopard - News about the iPhone, and the upcoming development kit - News about AppleTV enhancements, and the movie rental announcement - Brief recap on the new Mac Pro and XServe - Announcement of the MacBook Air - One more thing? Live blog starting at noon EST. |
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Mallett, Manningham, Arrington Leaving Michigan | Wednesday, 2008 January 9 - 2:06 pm |
It just became official; quarterback Ryan Mallett is leaving Michigan, in search of a program that better fits is pro-style passing skills. He is considering Tennessee, where former Michigan offensive coordinator Mike DeBord and former Michigan quarterbacks coach Scott Loeffler are reportedly being considered for jobs. Meanwhile, coach Rich Rodriguez said last night that Arrington and Manningham are also leaving Michigan for the NFL. With only two inexperienced scholarship quarterbacks on the roster, Steven Threet and David Cone, it has suddenly become critical for Rodriguez to land some quarterback recruits. You can expect that Rodriguez will call for an all-out-blitz to land top high school prospect Terrell Pryor, a mobile quarterback who would do well under Rodriguez' spread offense. At wide receiver, Michigan has had success in previous recruiting classes, and depth is decent; however, there will surely be a drop-off from Manningham and Arrington, who each had dazzling performances at times during this past season. |
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Apple Watch: New Mac Pro and XServe Models | Wednesday, 2008 January 9 - 9:29 am |
Apple announced speed bumps to the Mac Pro and the XServe, a week in advance of the MacWorld Expo. Read more... |
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New Hampshire Primary Results | Wednesday, 2008 January 9 - 9:08 am |
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Charity in the Blogosphere | Tuesday, 2008 January 8 - 12:22 pm |
I'll be the first to admit that I'm not the biggest charity contributor in the world. I shun mega-charities like the United Way, I don't tithe, and I just hate those guys who come door-to-door selling magazine subscriptions for "a good cause". The little girl from next door who came selling Girl Scout cookies? It pained me to buy my requisite two boxes, knowing that my money would be swallowed up in the giant coffers of the Girl Scouts organization, and I would never know who benefited from it. What I do like is when I can help a specific person with a specific need, especially when that person didn't ask me for anything... and I especially like it if I can do it in a manner that demonstrates the power of the internet community. So I present to you a series of posts on The Anchored Nomad (links here, here, and here, where the esteemed Portuguesa Nova describes the plight of a classmate trying to raise funds to take a nursing exam. I only know this blogger because I followed some link somewhere years ago. I read the blog now because (a) she lives in Ann Arbor and (b) she has this maddening way of blurring out her own face whenever she posts pictures, and I hope that one day before I die I finally get to know what she looks like. Anyway, she put a "donate" link up on her blog, and I threw a few bucks her way, and hey look! Free publicity for my own little blog here. It's this sort of thing that makes the Internet great, more so than Google or Yahoo or all the porn sites. It's the fact that we can build communities even when we're worlds apart, when our only connections are through a tenuous series of hyperlinks on an ephemeral set of web pages. |
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College Football Recap | Tuesday, 2008 January 8 - 11:03 am |
A look back at the Michigan game, and comments on last night's championship. Read more... |
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Meh | Monday, 2008 January 7 - 1:39 pm |
I'm just not into it today. I feel all logy. I'm still stewing about a poker game from Saturday, and it's not just that I lost. It's a particular incident that happened in the middle of the evening. Read more... |
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Iowa Caucus Results! | Friday, 2008 January 4 - 9:31 am |
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Apple Watch: 2008 Predictions | Wednesday, 2008 January 2 - 10:17 pm |
It's that time of year again! Here's a look back at my 2007 predictions, and a look ahead at 2008. Read more... |
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The Field | Wednesday, 2008 January 2 - 9:30 pm |
Completing my series on presidential candidates, here's a brief look at the remainder of the Democratic and Republican field. In earlier posts, I made some detailed observations about Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards on the Democratic side, and Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee, and Mitt Romney on the Republican side. For the rest of the field, I'll keep it brief. Read more... |
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Mitt Romney | Wednesday, 2008 January 2 - 8:58 pm |
Continuing my series on presidential candidates, here's my look at Mitt Romney. If there's a Republican equivalent of John Edwards, it's Romney. Polished. Handsome. Robotic. Read more... |
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John Edwards | Wednesday, 2008 January 2 - 8:03 pm |
Continuing my series on presidential candidates, here's my look at John Edwards. Pretty boy. Rich lawyer. Inexperienced. Power-hungry. We heard all the criticisms in 2004, when Edwards ran for President and eventually became the Vice-Presidential candidate for the Democrats. And here he is, making another run. Read more... |
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Live-Blogging the Michigan Game | Tuesday, 2008 January 1 - 1:27 pm |
Well, almost live... I'm starting on a twenty-minute DVR delay. Read more... |
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